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Subject:
Success
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Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.
‘Brother’ David Gardner
(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer
Emotions
Happiness
Success
1. That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly 2. If at first you don’t succeed, you will never succeed.
Forthoffer's Cynical Summary of Barzun's Laws
Education
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Teaching
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor
Marriage
Success
Wives
From Poland to polo in one generation.
Arthur Caesar
(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter
Success
Of film executive Darryl Zanuck
You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.
Oprah Winfrey
(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist
Success
Have it all
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Conflict
Eating
Fights
Food/Drink
Life
Success
Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Success
Ernest Hemingway
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence
Life
Stupidity
Success
Confidence
Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.
Eileen Atkins
(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter
Success
Celebrity
Fame
Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist
People
Situations
Success
Celebrity
Limousines
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
Claude McDonald
(1925 – ) writer
Success
Work
Locks
Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.
Goldstein's Truism
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Work
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Life
Success
Ancestors
It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Failure
Success
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
People
Success
Celebrity
Success has killed more men than bullets.
Mary Louise Cecilia 'Texas' Guinan
(1884 – 1933) American saloon keeper, actress & entrepreneur
Death
Success
Bullets
Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.
Russell Brand
(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Speech
Success
Celebrity
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
People
President
Success
Child
risk
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
People
Success
Time
Greatness
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment
Success
Celebrity
Ed Sullivan
Talent
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence
Success
Confidence
Ignorance
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