Subject: Success (Page 7)

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

I’d rather lose at pinochle than win at solitaire.

(1914 – 2011) American politician

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.

(1939 – ) American baseball player

A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

The best fame is a writer’s fame: it’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough that you get interrupted when you eat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.


I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.