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Success
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Success
Celebrity
I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.
G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Places
Success
Things
Committees
Statues
Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.
Hugo's First Rule of Life
Murphy’s Laws
Success
I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.
Michael ‘Geechy Guy’ Cathers
(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian
Conflict
Killing
Success
Celebrity
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Money
Success
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Failure
Friends
Old
People
Success
I’d rather lose at pinochle than win at solitaire.
Henry Schriver
(1914 – 2011) American politician
Activities
Success
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
People
Speech
Success
Accomplishments
Celebrity
Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.
Goldstein's Truism
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Work
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Failure
Success
Enthusiasm
No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.
Lou Brock
(1939 – ) American baseball player
Success
Work
Results
A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.
Polish proverb
Success
Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age
Old
Success
Young
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Success
Work
Employees
Incompetence
The best fame is a writer’s fame: it’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough that you get interrupted when you eat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Success
Celebrity
Fame
An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Acting
Entertainment
Success
Actors
Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Music
Success
Things
Ability
Celebrity
Violin
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
Celebrity
Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.
Jay Samit
Failure
Success
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Characteristics
Ideas
Intelligence
Success
Dynamite
Fiend
Nobel Prize
Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
Boyle’s Tenth Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Contingency plans
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