Subject: Success (Page 7)

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If at first you don't succeed, try try again… then quit; there's no use being a damn fool about it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.

(1980 – ) American singer

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive

I don’t mind the high price of stardom, I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire… that’s the new American dream.

(1974 – ) American comedian

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.


Awards are like piles… sooner or later, every bum gets one.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

(1920 – 2003) American writer

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I’d rather lose at pinochle than win at solitaire.

(1914 – 2011) American politician

From Poland to polo in one generation.

(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z; work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

I don’t think we have failed, we have just found another way that doesn’t work. – After an unsuccessful around-the-world balloon flight

American engineer, businessman & adventurer