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Subject:
Success
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It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Failure
Success
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Entertainment
Music
Success
Tchaikovsky
War of 1812
Winners
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Success
Time
Work
The worst part of having success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
Bette Midler
(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian
Success
Awards are like piles… sooner or later, every bum gets one.
Maureen Lipman
(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
Success
Things
Awards
Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Success
Ernest Hemingway
It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer
(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Age
Life
Success
Time
Mozart
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Conflict
Eating
Fights
Food/Drink
Life
Success
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.
John Paul Stapp
(1910 – 1999) American U.S. Air Force officer & flight surgeon
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Accomplishment
Stapp’s Law
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger
(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Self
Success
Drag queens
Fame
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Failure
Success
Enthusiasm
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Failure
Misspokements
Speech
Success
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Communication
Failure
Success
Wordplay
Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.
Jay Samit
Failure
Success
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Intelligence
Success
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Snakes
If at first you don't succeed, try try again… then quit; there's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Failure
Situations
Success
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)
Money
Success
Wealth
Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
Jim Hightower
(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Characteristics
Success
Ambition
You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.
Oprah Winfrey
(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist
Success
Have it all
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Communication
Reading/Writing
Speech
Success
Celebrity
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