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Subject:
Success
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I never knew what top golf was like until I turned professional… then it was too late.
Steve Melnyk
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Success
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor
Marriage
Success
Wives
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Failure
People
Success
Losers
Winners
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Entertainment
Music
Success
Tchaikovsky
War of 1812
Winners
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
People
Success
Possibilities
The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.
Sodd's Other Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
The higher the “higher-ups“ are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.
Deadline-Dan's Demo Demonstration
Murphy’s Laws
People
Success
Demonstrations
Importance
I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.
Michael ‘Geechy Guy’ Cathers
(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian
Conflict
Killing
Success
Celebrity
Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.
Roger’s Rule
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Approval
Blame
Credit
The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Success
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Communication
Reading/Writing
Speech
Success
Celebrity
Public figures
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Communication
Failure
Success
Wordplay
It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry Truman
(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Success
Work
Accomplishments
Credit
I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Friends
People
Relationships
Success
Young
Disappointment
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Michael Pritchard
comedian, counselor & speaker
Death
Science/Weather
Success
Wealth
Celebrity
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence
Success
Confidence
Ignorance
If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.
Ashleigh's First Law
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
Success
From Poland to polo in one generation.
Arthur Caesar
(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter
Success
Of film executive Darryl Zanuck
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Money
Success
You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was
The Pete Rose Story.
Karolyn Rose
Ex-wife of Pete Rose
Baseball
Sports
Success
Accomplishments
Pete Rose
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