Subject: Success (Page 8)

It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

The worst part of having success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

Awards are like piles… sooner or later, every bum gets one.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian

Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

(1910 – 1999) American U.S. Air Force officer & flight surgeon

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.


Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

If at first you don't succeed, try try again… then quit; there's no use being a damn fool about it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author

You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter