Subject: Success (Page 9)

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.

(1914 – ) historian

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

If at first you don’t succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.

(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

businessman

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.

The road to success is always under construction.

(1929 – 2016) American golfer

Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job… my wife told me.

(1920 – 1991) American poet

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor