Subject: Success (Page 9)

Success doesn’t teach as many lessons as failure does.


Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

writer

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

[A successful parent is one] who raises a child who grows up and is able to pay for his or her own psychoanalysis.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.

Nobody notices when things go right.

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

If at first you don’t succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.