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We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Arms
Books
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Anti-satellite weapons
Fiction
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Worry
You might be a redneck if… your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren
(1938 – 2007) British writer
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Dehumidifier
Humidifier
I recently got a fake tattoo on my arm, which is cool. I got one of those iron-on kinds; it's real cheap, it's cool – it's a flaming skull inside a giant red burn mark.
Vernon Chatman
(1972 – ) television producer, writer, voice actor, comedian & musician
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Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Anonymous
Computers
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Mouse
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