Subject: Time » Future

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

The future ain’t what it used to be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

There’s no future in time travel.

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

I think, in 10 years, hell's gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

(1965 – ) American comedian

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

In the year 3000, everything will be instant… but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor