Subject: Time » Future

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide,' and then one morning you wake up and realize you done slid.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

There’s no future in time travel.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

In the year 3000, everything will be instant… but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

The future ain’t what it used to be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer