Subject: Time » Future

I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I think, in 10 years, hell's gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

(1965 – ) American comedian

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.

professional basketball player

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

In the year 3000, everything will be instant… but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide,' and then one morning you wake up and realize you done slid.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist