Subject: Time » Future (Page 2)

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

What happens to me next year will happen to me no matter what happens.

professional basketball player

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is — he’s the reason you all live underground.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract – teach him to deduct.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

I think, in 10 years, hell's gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

(1965 – ) American comedian

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist