Subject: Time » History

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.

(1964 – ) Canadian writer & novelist

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Those who learn nothing from history are condemned to rewrite it.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

People who make history know nothing about history; you can see that in the sort of history they make.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician

Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine