Subject: Time » History (Page 3)

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

I grew up in Europe… where the history comes from.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

American History Is A Thing of the Past

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

People who make history know nothing about history; you can see that in the sort of history they make.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

All modern men are descended from a wormlike creature… but it shows more on some people.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic

What year did Jesus think it was?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

(1918 – 2009) radio broadcaster

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.

English football player & manager

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

(1889 – 1944) English historian

What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.

History: An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

There’s an old saying about those who forget history… I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

American business woman & magazine editor