Subject: Time » History (Page 3)

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

There’s an old saying about those who forget history… I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

Those who abhor history are compelled to rewrite it.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.

(1964 – ) Canadian writer & novelist

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.

(1887 – 1915) English poet

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister

What year did Jesus think it was?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

(1952 – ) comedian

The difference between God and the historians consists above all in the fact that God cannot alter the past.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs.  You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.  Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve.  No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

American baseball player