Subject: Time » History (Page 3)

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister

I hated Geography… because it’s just like History… except without people and dates.

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.

(1887 – 1915) English poet

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Brought up in the provinces in the forties and fifties one learned early the valuable lesson that life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Those who learn nothing from history are condemned to rewrite it.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

American business woman & magazine editor

There’s an old saying about those who forget history… I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

I grew up in Europe… where the history comes from.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician

Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people.

(1948 – ) English novelist