Subject: Time » History (Page 3)

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

All modern men are descended from a wormlike creature… but it shows more on some people.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.

(1887 – 1915) English poet

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

What history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from it.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman

What year did Jesus think it was?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

American business woman & magazine editor

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

Brought up in the provinces in the forties and fifties one learned early the valuable lesson that life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright