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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

She was old too, when she went to school they didn’t have history.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

We haven't seen that kind of violence in the name of religion in this country since we got here!'

American stand-up comedian

All modern men are descended from a wormlike creature… but it shows more on some people.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.