Subject: Time (Page 12)

Cheese – milk's leap toward immortality.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Food/Drink Time

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Proverbs Situations Time

Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money Time

Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him.

(1820 – 1903) English philosopher
Death Time

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Future Time

All modern men are descended from a wormlike creature… but it shows more on some people.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic
History People Time

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce… instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Time

I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.

American comedian
Past Time

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Situations Time

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History Memory Murphy’s Laws

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Children Food/Drink Time

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Murphy’s Laws Time

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time

I used to do drugs; I still do, but I used to, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs Past

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Situations Time

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Life Time

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. (also attributed to Wheeler)

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Time

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player
Misspokements Past Time

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Situations Time

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

Emotions Memory Past