Subject: Time (Page 15)

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

I'm afraid that fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting around time.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Characteristics Time

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

Proverbs Situations Time

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Situations Time

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

American business woman & magazine editor
History Time

I haven’t slept for ten days… because that would be too long.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations Sleep Time

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Definitions History Occupations Time Work

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Life Time

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

Time may be a great healer, but’s it’s a lousy beautician.

Appearance Health Time

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Divorce Marriage Time Wives

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer
Fools Intelligence Time Wisdom

I love deadlines; I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Time

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Yogi-isms

The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to f**k up the life you worked so hard for all week.

(1983 – ) American comedian
Time

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Family Mothers People Relationships Time Women

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Places Time

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player
Misspokements Past Time

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Accidents Autos History Time Truth

Time wounds all heels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Characteristics Insults Time TV/Movie Quotes