Subject: Time (Page 17)

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright
Characteristics Time

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Time

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

History Murphy’s Laws People Wisdom

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Future Men Past People Time Women

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

The effectiveness of a telephone conversation is in inverse proportion to the time spent on it.

Communication Conversation Murphy’s Laws Time

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist
Communication Past Reading/Writing Time

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Arms Conflict Time

Howard: It was an hour ago, Sheldon. A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas for that long, for sale signs start to go up.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Time TV/Movie Quotes

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics Time

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Food/Drink Time

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Time

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist
History Time

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Time

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Money Time

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time