Subject: Time (Page 19)

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Future Life Time

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Future Time

People who make history know nothing about history; you can see that in the sort of history they make.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
History Time

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Age Time

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician
Food/Drink Future Money Time

Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of Eden.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author
History Situations

Time is nature’s way of not letting everything happen at once.

Time

Absolutum obsoletum – if it works, it’s out of date.

(1926 – 2002) British management theorist & professor
Murphy’s Laws Time

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

She was old too, when she went to school they didn’t have history.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Education History Old School Time

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Government Time

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Intelligence People Thinking Time

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Success Time

My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it… so I’m going to move to New York.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Time

Live each day as if it were your last… because one day, you’ll be right.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor
Death Life Time

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Divorce Marriage Time Wives

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time