Subject: Time (Page 2)

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Characteristics Past Situations Time

If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Time TV/Movie Quotes Work

What history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from it.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher
History Time

There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.

Things Time

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Intelligence Memory Past

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Time

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Computers Future Science/Weather Things Time

If Congress must do a painful thing, the thing must be done in an odd-number year.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Time

If, in the course of several months, if only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.

Time

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.

English football player & manager
History Misspokements

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Men Things Time Women

Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised; and there's a reason – all of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Food/Drink Past Time

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Time

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer
Science/Weather Time

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Future People Time

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Situations Time

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws Time

Father’s Day: The annual day in June set aside so merchants can get rid of their leftover Christmas ties and shaving lotion.

Definitions Time

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Food/Drink Hollywood Marriage Time