Subject: Time (Page 20)

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think about them.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Characteristics Science/Weather Time

One good thing about punctuality is that it’s a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

(1917 – 1995) Canadian-American chemist & author
Characteristics Time

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Time

The concept of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

No man goes before his time… unless the boss leaves early.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Individuals People Time Work

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time

Father’s Day: The annual day in June set aside so merchants can get rid of their leftover Christmas ties and shaving lotion.

Definitions Time

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.

(1893 – 1978) American author
Time

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Time

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Definitions History Time

We haven't seen that kind of violence in the name of religion in this country since we got here!'

American stand-up comedian
America History Religion Time

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History Memory Murphy’s Laws

When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Education School Time

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Books Communication Time

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

When I was a Republican, Saddam Hussein was our ally, George Bush owned a mediocre baseball team, Enron was a respected energy company and Michael Jackson was still black.

(1950 – ) Greek American author, columnist & website co-founder
Past People Self Time

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Future Time

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean
History Time