Subject: Time (Page 22)

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Life Past Time

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Situations Time

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I’m only going to dread one day at a time.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Intelligence Life Time

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Future Time

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Malaprops Money Time

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Food/Drink Past Things Time

I'd always believed that old saying that the first 15 minutes in jail were the toughest, until I experienced the five minutes after that.

(1962 – ) American actor, comedian, writer, director & producer
Situations Time

People are still willing to do an honest day's work; the trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Money Time Work

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time

Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
People Success Time

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics Men Past People Women

Why do they collect garbage at 5 a.m.; it’s garbage… it’s not going to go bad again.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Situations Time

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Time

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author
Future Money Past Time

The amount of sleep needed by the average person is five minutes more.

typographer
Activities Situations Sleep Time

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History Misspokements Time

Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke.

(1925 – ) writer
Characteristics Time

Instant gratification takes too long.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Time

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Situations Time

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Future Life Time