Subject: Time (Page 23)

If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Time TV/Movie Quotes Work

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Futon World – a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Shopping Situations Things Time

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Yogi-isms

The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer
Future Misspokements Sports Things

Whenever I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Genealogy: An account of one’s descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Family Past

When I was at school I was great at history… oh wait, no I wasn't.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Education History Learning Time

I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it… so I just added “ish” to every number.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Time

I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance Clothing Misspokements Time

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Time Work

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
People Situations Time

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman
Future Time

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Things Time

First Things First, but not necessarily in that order.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Success Time