Subject: Time (Page 25)

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
People Time

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Time Work

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Definitions Future Time

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Proverbs Time

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Money Occupations Time Work

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
People Relationships Time Women

I'm afraid that fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting around time.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Characteristics Time

It’s not perfect, but to me on balance Right Now is a lot better than the Good Old Days.

(1939 – 2012) Irish writer & speaker
Past Time

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Situations Time

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Children Family Fear Parents Past

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Time

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Future Men Past People Time Women

Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money Time

So little time and so little to do.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Activities Time

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian
Life Past Situations Time

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer
Science/Weather Time

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Situations Time

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Government Law Lawyers Money Time

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel