Subject: Time (Page 26)

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.

(1887 – 1915) English poet
History Occupations Time

My wife and I were happy for twenty years… before we met.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness Time Wives

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Proverbs Time

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
History Time

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time

My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness Marriage Time Wives

Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

Definitions Future Time

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History Misspokements Time

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide,' and then one morning you wake up and realize you done slid.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion
Future Time

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Life Time

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

cartoon character, Peanuts (Charles Schulz, 1922 – 2000) creator & cartoonist
Life Time

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Emotions Happiness Time

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Computers Future Science/Weather Things Time

There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.

Things Time

The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

Murphy’s Laws Time