Subject: Time (Page 26)

I'd always believed that old saying that the first 15 minutes in jail were the toughest, until I experienced the five minutes after that.

(1962 – ) American actor, comedian, writer, director & producer
Situations Time

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Definitions History Occupations Time Work

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Food/Drink Time

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer
History Intelligence Time

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer
Communication Speech Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Time

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Communication Intelligence Reading/Writing Time

What time is it?… you mean now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Life Time

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Past Science/Weather Time

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics Past Situations Truth

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
History Time

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Future Misspokements Time

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time

My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it… so I’m going to move to New York.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Time

Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later.

Time Work