Subject: Time (Page 27)

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Definitions Money Past Time

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body – the wishbone.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Life Time

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Time

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Misspokements Sports Time

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.

(1887 – 1915) English poet
History Occupations Time

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

The shortest measurable interval of time is the time between the moment one puts a little extra aside for a sudden emergency and the arrival of that emergency.

Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

He who hesitates is poor.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Money Poverty Time

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Plan to be spontaneous… tomorrow.

Characteristics Time

New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions; next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Situations Time

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Time

I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re closed” … you don’t have to be sorry – it’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations Time

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future Misspokements Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Age Time

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time