Subject: Time (Page 29)

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

(1837 – 1920) American author
Insults People Relationships Time

So little time and so little to do.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Activities Time

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Time

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Situations Time

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Husbands Marriage Time Wives

Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

I'm afraid that fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting around time.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Characteristics Time