Subject: Time (Page 3)

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian
Life Past Situations Time

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Yogi-isms

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Communication Husbands Marriage Speech Time Wives

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist
Future Ideas Intelligence Time

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Past Science/Weather Time

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Family Mothers People Relationships Time Women

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time

Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Time

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Characteristics Education Learning Problems Time

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History Misspokements Time

I couldn’t care less about all those fiction stories about what happened in the year 1500 or 1600. Half of them aren’t even true.

professional golfer
History Misspokements Time

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Language Time

Whenever I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Arms Conflict Time

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

Definitions Future Time

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer
Fools Intelligence Time Wisdom

What history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from it.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher
History Time

Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him.

(1820 – 1903) English philosopher
Death Time