Subject: Time (Page 4)

I was born nine months premature.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Age Situations Time

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Time

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Situations Time

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer
Fools Intelligence Time Wisdom

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Life Time

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Books Communication History Reading/Writing

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

(1899 – 1974) French screenwriter, teacher & journalist
Communication Situations Speech Time

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.

English football player & manager
History Misspokements

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman
Future Time

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician
Food/Drink Future Money Time

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

The future ain’t what it used to be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Time Yogi-isms

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults Life Past

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics Men Past People Women

When I was a Republican, Saddam Hussein was our ally, George Bush owned a mediocre baseball team, Enron was a respected energy company and Michael Jackson was still black.

(1950 – ) Greek American author, columnist & website co-founder
Past People Self Time

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Time

The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer
Future Misspokements Sports Things