Subject: Time » Past (Page 2)

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Good Old Days: What people fifty years hence will be calling the present time.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player

Genealogy: An account of one’s descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce – instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

… since God's dog was a pup

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I used to do drugs; I still do, but I used to, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Good Old Days: A block of time which ended a week before you were hired.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian