Subject: Time » Past (Page 2)

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

Good Old Days: A block of time which ended a week before you were hired.

Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised; and there's a reason – all of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce – instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian

I think we agree, the past is over.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

When I was a Republican, Saddam Hussein was our ally, George Bush owned a mediocre baseball team, Enron was a respected energy company and Michael Jackson was still black.

(1950 – ) Greek American author, columnist & website co-founder

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine