Subject: Time » Past (Page 2)

Good Old Days: What people fifty years hence will be calling the present time.

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

There’s no future in time travel.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

… since God's dog was a pup

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.

comedian

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Good Old Days: A block of time which ended a week before you were hired.

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce – instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player

During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist