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Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics
Men
Past
People
Women
Dick Clark went to a psychic; she told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.
Mike Dugan
comedian
Life
Past
Situations
Time
Dick Clark
Psychics
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Food/Drink
Past
Things
Time
Instant coffee
Microwave
Those who don’t study the past will repeat its errors; those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.
Wolf's Law of History Lessons
Murphy’s Laws
Past
People
Problems
The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.
Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Past
Time
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Past
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