Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“Have you seen my collection of ancient Chinese artifacts?” asked Tom charmingly.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“I bought myself fifty hamburgers and I’ve only ten left,” said Tom with fortitude.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“I must be on a visit”, Tom guessed.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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