Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

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“I brush my teeth several times a day,” said Tom implacably.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“I have those totals for you”, Tom added.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.

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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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