Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“I hate math,” Tom added.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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