Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“What’s a wide-angle lens?” asked Tom obtusely.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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