Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 11)

“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

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“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.


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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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