Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 11)

“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“I was raised in a foster home,” said Tom transparently.

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“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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