Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 11)

“So only one person arrived at the party before I did?” Tom second-guessed.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“Hey, what’s it worth if I help you escape from prison?” asked Tom contemptuously.

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“My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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