Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 11)

“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“Who goes there!” the soldier called out haltingly.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

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“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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“Zoos are a necessary evil, I think,” said Tom cagily.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“There’s room for one more,” Tom admitted.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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