Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 12)

“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth,” said Tom with a gleam in his eye.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“I make the armor out of chain links,” Tom replied by mail.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I just bought a woollen sweater,” said Tom sheepishly.

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“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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