Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 12)

“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

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“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“How long will I have to wait for a table?” asked Tom without reservation.

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“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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