Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 13)

”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“I’ve been waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“I want to be your best friend,” Tom said doggedly.

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“I teach at a university,” Tom professed.

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“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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