Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 13)

“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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“Do you buy and sell stolen goods?” asked Tom offensively.

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“We must hurry,” said Tom Swiftly.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

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“The insect in William’s hand is wearing a yarmulka!” said Tom jubilantly.

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“I have those totals for you”, Tom added.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“Come up to my apartment,” Tom said flatly.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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