Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 13)

“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“Do you buy and sell stolen goods?” asked Tom offensively.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“Boy, I wish the elevator were working,” said Tom, staring up to the top.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“Rowing hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“The average frequency of my voice is 160 Hz,” said Tom in measured tones.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

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“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“Bad marksmanship,” the hunter groused.

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