Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 13)

“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“I don’t like going to museums,” he said artlessly.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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“I bought myself fifty hamburgers and I’ve only ten left,” said Tom with fortitude.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“The doctor had to remove my left ventricle,” said Tom half-heartedly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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