Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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