Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“This is the wrong tree,” Tom barked, as he climbed up.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

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“Absolutely, totally, completely,” Tom uttered.

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“The radio reception is much better now,” said Tom ecstatically.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“I’m your mother’s brother’s father-in-law’s son,” Tom related.

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