Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.

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“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“I brush my teeth several times a day,” said Tom implacably.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“The pool player from USC had to drop out because the proper equipment didn’t arrive on time,” Tom calculated.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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