Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“Yes, we have no bananas,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“There’s room for one more,” Tom admitted.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

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“How long will I have to wait for a table?” asked Tom without reservation.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“The doctor had to remove my left ventricle,” said Tom half-heartedly.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

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“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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