Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

Tom Swifties

“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

Tom Swifties

“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

Tom Swifties

“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

Tom Swifties

“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

Tom Swifties

“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

Tom Swifties

“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

Tom Swifties

“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

Tom Swifties

“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

Tom Swifties

“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

Tom Swifties

“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

Tom Swifties

“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

Tom Swifties

“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

Tom Swifties

“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

Tom Swifties

“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

Tom Swifties

“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

Tom Swifties

“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

Tom Swifties

“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

Tom Swifties

“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

Tom Swifties

“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

Tom Swifties

“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

Tom Swifties