Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I’m your mother’s brother’s father-in-law’s son,” Tom related.

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“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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