Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

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“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

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“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.

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“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

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“Boy, that’s a bright star,” said Tom seriously.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“The prisoners set up a company,” the warden confirmed.

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“Hey, what’s it worth if I help you escape from prison?” asked Tom contemptuously.

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