Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I’m from Missouri,” Tom stated.

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“Sorry, what I said was a no-brainer?” asked Tom absentmindedly.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“I bought myself fifty hamburgers and I’ve only ten left,” said Tom with fortitude.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.

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“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

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