Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“I am removing the lining of my gloves,” Tom deferred.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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“I’ve mailed the letter,” Tom assented.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“You won the bronze,” said Tom meddlingly.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

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“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“But a totalitarian government could remove all trace of my ever having existed!” said Tom unpersonably.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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