Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“I don’t like going to museums,” he said artlessly.

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“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

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“Rowing so much hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“Okay, you can switch on the electric chair now,” said Tom conceitedly.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

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