Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 16)

“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures,” said Tom autobiographically.

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“Rowing so much hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“The average frequency of my voice is 160 Hz,” said Tom in measured tones.

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“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“I brush my teeth several times a day,” said Tom implacably.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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