Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 16)

“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“I make the armor out of chain links,” Tom replied by mail.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

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“Monaural and quadraphonic systems are exceptions,” said Tom stereotypically.

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“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

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