Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 16)

“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“So only one person arrived at the party before I did?” Tom second-guessed.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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