Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 16)

“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“This is where I keep my arrows,” said Tom quiveringly.

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“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

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“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Yes, we have no bananas,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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