Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 17)

“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

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“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

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“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I’m trying to get some air circulating under the roof,” said Tom fanatically.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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