Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 17)

“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

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“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“I punched him in the stomach three times,” said Tom triumphantly.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“The insect in William’s hand is wearing a yarmulka!” said Tom jubilantly.

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“I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures,” said Tom autobiographically.

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“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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