Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 17)

“It’s only average,” said Tom meanly.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“Yes, I’m amazingly strongly built,” said Tom soberly.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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“I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

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“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“Boy, I wish the elevator were working,” said Tom, staring up to the top.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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