Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 17)

“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I teach at a university,” Tom professed.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures,” said Tom autobiographically.

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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

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“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I got in through the window after opening it with a crowbar,” said Tom enterprisingly.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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