Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 17)

“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

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“The pool player from USC had to drop out because the proper equipment didn’t arrive on time,” Tom calculated.

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“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“I’m from Missouri,” Tom stated.

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“I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend”, said Tom acerbically.

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“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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