Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures,” said Tom autobiographically.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“I make the armor out of chain links,” Tom replied by mail.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“This boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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