Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“Let’s eat kosher tonight,” said Tom judiciously.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“Rowing so much hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“All right – we’ll use a water solution”, Tom acquiesced.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“I wish I had something to write with,” Tom said pensively.

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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“You won the bronze,” said Tom meddlingly.

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“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“Boy, that’s a bright star,” said Tom seriously.

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