Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“I know what herb would taste nice with this,” said Tom sagely.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“I punched him in the stomach three times,” said Tom triumphantly.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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