Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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“I can take photographs if I want to!” Tom snapped.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

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“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“I want to be your best friend,” Tom said doggedly.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend”, said Tom acerbically.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.

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“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

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“My fellow Americans,” boomed Ronald Reagan, “I have just signed legislation to outlaw the state of Russia for ever…”

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“I’m trying to get some air circulating under the roof,” said Tom fanatically.

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