Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge,” said Tom begrudgingly.

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“I wish I could remember the name of that card game,” said Tom wistfully.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“My compliments to the company that makes the Macintosh computer”, said Tom applaudingly.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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