Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 19)

“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

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“You won the bronze,” said Tom meddlingly.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

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“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“I teach at a university,” Tom professed.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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