Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 19)

“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“Fish seem to like me,” Tom said with baited breath.

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“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth,” said Tom with a gleam in his eye.

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“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“I must be on a visit”, Tom guessed.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“We had trouble with the propulsion systems for those moon flights”, said the NASA engineer apologetically.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

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“I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.

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“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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