Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 19)

“My pants are too tight,” Tom burst out.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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“We must hurry,” said Tom Swiftly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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 “I’m just going to put these handcuffs on you,” said Tom manically.

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“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“There’s a high charge for supporters traveling by coach,” said Tom with considerable fanfare.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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