Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 19)

“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“My bicycle wheel is melting,” Tom spoke softly.

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“Yes, I’m amazingly strongly built,” said Tom soberly.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

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“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“This wind is awful,” blustered Tom.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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