Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

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“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

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“I punched him in the stomach three times,” said Tom triumphantly.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“It’s only average,” said Tom meanly.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

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“We had trouble with the propulsion systems for those moon flights”, said the NASA engineer apologetically.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

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“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“I don’t like this Chardonnay,” Tom whined.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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