Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“Here is your hotdog,” said Tom with relish.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

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“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

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“I’d like to be a Chinese laborer,” said Tom coolly.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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