Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

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“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“The doctor had to remove my left ventricle,” said Tom half-heartedly.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“Sorry, what I said was a no-brainer?” asked Tom absentmindedly.

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