Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“The prisoners set up a company,” the warden confirmed.

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“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

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“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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“Boy, that’s a bright star,” said Tom seriously.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“The radio reception is much better now,” said Tom ecstatically.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“I wish I could remember the name of that card game,” said Tom wistfully.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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