Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“This boat leaks,” said Tom balefully.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“I wish I had something to write with,” Tom said pensively.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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