Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“This boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

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“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“Who goes there!” the soldier called out haltingly.

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“My bicycle wheel is melting,” Tom spoke softly.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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