Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“I’m just an ordinary soldier,” Tom admitted privately.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I pulled a hamstring,” said Tom limply.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding,” said Tom finally.

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“Let’s eat kosher tonight,” said Tom judiciously.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“The prisoners set up a company,” the warden confirmed.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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