Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 20)

“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

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“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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