Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 20)

“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“One of the ten finalists in the ‘London derriere’ contest had to drop out”, said Tom asininely.

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“My fellow Americans,” boomed Ronald Reagan, “I have just signed legislation to outlaw the state of Russia for ever…”

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“I’m your mother’s brother’s father-in-law’s son,” Tom related.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“I’m trying to get some air circulating under the roof,” said Tom fanatically.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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