Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery?” asked Tom crankily.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.

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“I punched him in the stomach three times,” said Tom triumphantly.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.

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