Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.


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“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“Goodbye, and thanks for the radio”, said Tom with a short wave.

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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

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“My pants are too tight,” Tom burst out.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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