Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“I brush my teeth several times a day,” said Tom implacably.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“Sesame,” said Tom openly.

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I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“Now, how can I trick Sidney?” Tom considered.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,” said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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