Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend”, said Tom acerbically.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“Rowing hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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