Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

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“I won’t play for this team any longer,” Tom decided.

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“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

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“It’s a unit of electric current,” said Tom amply.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.

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“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“The prisoners set up a company,” the warden confirmed.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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