Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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