Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“Now, how can I trick Sidney?” Tom considered.

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“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“All right – we’ll use a water solution”, Tom acquiesced.

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