Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

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“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.

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