Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“Here is your hotdog,” said Tom with relish.

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“Boy, I wish the elevator were working,” said Tom, staring up to the top.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge,” said Tom begrudgingly.

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“I think we were cheated,” Tom recounted.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“I teach at a university,” Tom professed.

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“Yes, I’m amazingly strongly built,” said Tom soberly.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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