Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“Sesame,” said Tom openly.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“We had trouble with the propulsion systems for those moon flights”, said the NASA engineer apologetically.

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“All right – we’ll use a water solution”, Tom acquiesced.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“Okay, you can switch on the electric chair now,” said Tom conceitedly.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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