Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.

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“My compliments to the company that makes the Macintosh computer”, said Tom applaudingly.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“It’s only average,” said Tom meanly.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“Hey, what’s it worth if I help you escape from prison?” asked Tom contemptuously.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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