Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“We can’t have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

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“I must be on a visit”, Tom guessed.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“The vegetables are overcooked!” she steamed.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“Monaural and quadraphonic systems are exceptions,” said Tom stereotypically.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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