Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“I’ve been waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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“Oops, I’ve ripped my pants!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“There’s a high charge for supporters traveling by coach,” said Tom with considerable fanfare.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I don’t have a boyfriend,” said Mary guilelessly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

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