Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“I’ve never had a car accident,” said Tom recklessly.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“We’re off to Scotland,” said Tom clandestinely.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“I hate math,” Tom added.

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“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.

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