Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

 “I’m just going to put these handcuffs on you,” said Tom manically.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“I’m your mother’s brother’s father-in-law’s son,” Tom related.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.

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“Absolutely, totally, completely,” Tom uttered.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“This is where I keep my arrows,” said Tom quiveringly.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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