Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“The prisoners set up a company,” the warden confirmed.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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“I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.

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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“I was raised in a foster home,” said Tom transparently.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

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I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“All right – we’ll use a water solution”, Tom acquiesced.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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