Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“I know what herb would taste nice with this,” said Tom sagely.

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“I clubbed a diamondback snake with a spade,” Tom said heartlessly.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“I feel a draft,” Tom said coolly.

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