Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“What’s a wide-angle lens?” asked Tom obtusely.

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“Come up to my apartment,” Tom said flatly.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“I don’t like going to museums,” he said artlessly.

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“Zoos are a necessary evil, I think,” said Tom cagily.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

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“All right – we’ll use a water solution”, Tom acquiesced.

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