Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 24)

“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

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“I know what herb would taste nice with this,” said Tom sagely.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“There’s a high charge for supporters traveling by coach,” said Tom with considerable fanfare.

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“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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