Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 24)

“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“This boat leaks,” said Tom balefully.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“There’s no need for silence,” Tom allowed.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“Orgasms are overrated”, said Tom anticlimactically.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“I’ve mailed the letter,” Tom assented.

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“I can take photographs if I want to!” Tom snapped.

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“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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