Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

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“I won’t tell you anything about my salivary glands,” said Tom secretively.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

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“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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