Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“I punched him in the stomach three times,” said Tom triumphantly.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“Zoos are a necessary evil, I think,” said Tom cagily.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

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“Another work week begins,” said Tom mundanely.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“It’s only average,” said Tom meanly.

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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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