Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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“I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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“You won the bronze,” said Tom meddlingly.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“Now, how can I trick Sidney?” Tom considered.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight”, said Tom affably.

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