Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“They had to amputate them both at the ankles,” said Tom defeatedly.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“I was raised in a foster home,” said Tom transparently.

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“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“The doctor had to remove my left ventricle,” said Tom half-heartedly.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

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“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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