Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“I have those totals for you”, Tom added.

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“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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