Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“We must hurry,” said Tom Swiftly.

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“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“My compliments to the company that makes the Macintosh computer”, said Tom applaudingly.

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“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

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“I can’t be bothered,” said Tom carelessly.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“They had to amputate them both at the ankles,” said Tom defeatedly.

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