Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“I wonder if this will unlock the palace gates,” said Tom kinkily.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

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“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“I want to be your best friend,” Tom said doggedly.

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“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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