Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“Bad marksmanship,” the hunter groused.

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“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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