Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

"Let's gather up the rope," said Tom coyly.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“I can take photographs if I want to!” Tom snapped.

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“I got in through the window after opening it with a crowbar,” said Tom enterprisingly.

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“I don’t like going to museums,” he said artlessly.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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