Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“I won’t tell you anything about my salivary glands,” said Tom secretively.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“We had trouble with the propulsion systems for those moon flights”, said the NASA engineer apologetically.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“Sorry, what I said was a no-brainer?” asked Tom absentmindedly.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“I’m your mother’s brother’s father-in-law’s son,” Tom related.

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“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“England is okay, except there seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse”, said Tom aloofly.

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“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.

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“Absolutely, totally, completely,” Tom uttered.

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“I know what herb would taste nice with this,” said Tom sagely.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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