Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“I bought myself fifty hamburgers and I’ve only ten left,” said Tom with fortitude.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.

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“My pencil is blunt,” said Tom pointlessly.

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“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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