Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“This boat leaks,” said Tom balefully.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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“This is the wrong tree,” Tom barked, as he climbed up.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

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“I got in through the window after opening it with a crowbar,” said Tom enterprisingly.

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“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.

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“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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