Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“I don’t like this Chardonnay,” Tom whined.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“For goodness sakes, use a broom,” Tom bristled.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“Sesame,” said Tom openly.

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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.

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“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

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“One of the ten finalists in the ‘London derriere’ contest had to drop out”, said Tom asininely.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

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“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

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“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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