Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“Zoos are a necessary evil, I think,” said Tom cagily.

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“Strike three,” Tom called out.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“Don’t you love sleeping outdoors,” Tom said intently.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“This game is foul,” Tom groused.

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“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.

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