Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery?” asked Tom crankily.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“For goodness sakes, use a broom,” Tom bristled.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Now, how can I trick Sidney?” Tom considered.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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