Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

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“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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“Who goes there!” the soldier called out haltingly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“This is the wrong tree,” Tom barked, as he climbed up.

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