Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“Don’t you know my name?” asked Tom swiftly.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“I pulled a hamstring,” said Tom limply.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“I won’t play for this team any longer,” Tom decided.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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