Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“I can take photographs if I want to!” Tom snapped.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

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