Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

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“My fellow Americans,” boomed Ronald Reagan, “I have just signed legislation to outlaw the state of Russia for ever…”

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“I will file a counter suit against you,” Tom retorted.

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