Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

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“One of the ten finalists in the ‘London derriere’ contest had to drop out”, said Tom asininely.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“We must hurry,” said Tom Swiftly.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“Boy, I wish the elevator were working,” said Tom, staring up to the top.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“Yes, I’m amazingly strongly built,” said Tom soberly.

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