Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

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“This wind is awful,” blustered Tom.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“Oops, I’ve ripped my pants!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding,” said Tom finally.

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“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“One of the ten finalists in the ‘London derriere’ contest had to drop out”, said Tom asininely.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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