Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“I got in through the window after opening it with a crowbar,” said Tom enterprisingly.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“The pool player from USC had to drop out because the proper equipment didn’t arrive on time,” Tom calculated.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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