Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“I’ve never had a car accident,” said Tom recklessly.

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“Rowing so much hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.

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