Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Don’t you know my name?” asked Tom swiftly.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“I can take photographs if I want to!” Tom snapped.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“My bicycle wheel is damaged,” said Tom outspokenly.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

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“I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend”, said Tom acerbically.

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“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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