Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“I just bought a woollen sweater,” said Tom sheepishly.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair,” said Tom, visibly moved.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“My bicycle wheel is melting,” Tom spoke softly.

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“Sesame,” said Tom openly.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“England is okay, except there seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse”, said Tom aloofly.

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“Everything Albert says is so obvious”, said Tom altruistically.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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