Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“Why do you bother? I for one couldn’t….,” said Tom carelessly.

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“I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.

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“The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding,” said Tom finally.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“Goodbye, and thanks for the radio”, said Tom with a short wave.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“How long will I have to wait for a table?” asked Tom without reservation.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“My pants are too tight,” Tom burst out.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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