Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

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“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.

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“I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight”, said Tom affably.

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“I’ve got sand in my dinner,” said Tom grittily.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“So, it’s a duel you want!” Tom shot back.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

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“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

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