Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

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“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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“Orgasms are overrated”, said Tom anticlimactically.

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“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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