Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I feel a draft,” Tom said coolly.

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“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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 “I’m just going to put these handcuffs on you,” said Tom manically.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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