Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“I must be on a visit”, Tom guessed.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“Rowing so much hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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