Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“My pants are too tight,” Tom burst out.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“We’re off to Scotland,” said Tom clandestinely.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“I’m just an ordinary soldier,” Tom admitted privately.

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“Another work week begins,” said Tom mundanely.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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