Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“Oops, I’ve ripped my pants!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb?” asked Mary hysterically.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

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“I know what herb would taste nice with this,” said Tom sagely.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“I clubbed a diamondback snake with a spade,” Tom said heartlessly.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

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