Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“I’ve removed all the feathers from this chicken,” said Tom pluckily.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

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“I won’t stand for painting,” said Tom uneasily.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight”, said Tom affably.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I got in through the window after opening it with a crowbar,” said Tom enterprisingly.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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