Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

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“I have those totals for you”, Tom added.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“We can’t have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“Boy, that’s an ugly hippopotamus!” said Tom hypocritically.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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