Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.

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“I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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