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Tom Swifties
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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.
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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.
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“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.
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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.
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Sistene Chapel
“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.
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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.
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“There’s no need for silence,” Tom allowed.
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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.
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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.
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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.
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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.
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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.
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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.
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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.
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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.
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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.
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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.
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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.
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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.
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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.
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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.
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