Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

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“This boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.

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“We had trouble with the propulsion systems for those moon flights”, said the NASA engineer apologetically.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

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“Orgasms are overrated”, said Tom anticlimactically.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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