Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“I still haven’t struck oil,” said Tom boringly.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“I’d better repeat that SOS message,” said Tom remorsefully.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“It’s a German song,” Tom lied.

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“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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