Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.

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“There’s no need for silence,” Tom allowed.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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