Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“I’ve removed all the feathers from this chicken,” said Tom pluckily.

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“Absolutely, totally, completely,” Tom uttered.

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“I can’t do it!” Tom said notably.

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“I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures,” said Tom autobiographically.

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“My pants are too tight,” Tom burst out.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“Do you buy and sell stolen goods?” asked Tom offensively.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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