Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

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“Have you seen my collection of ancient Chinese artifacts?” asked Tom charmingly.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

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“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

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“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

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“How long will I have to wait for a table?” asked Tom without reservation.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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