Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“I only use one herb when I cook,” said Tom sagely.

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“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.

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“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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