Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“Now, how can I trick Sidney?” Tom considered.

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“Strike three,” Tom called out.

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“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“Don’t you know my name?” asked Tom swiftly.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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