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Subject:
Tom Swifties
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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.
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“I make the armor out of chain links,” Tom replied by mail.
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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.
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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.
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“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.
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Candide
“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.
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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.
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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.
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“I pulled a hamstring,” said Tom limply.
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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.
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“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.
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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.
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“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.
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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.
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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.
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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.
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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.
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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.
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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.
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Saab
“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.
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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.
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