Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

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“The average frequency of my voice is 160 Hz,” said Tom in measured tones.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“I’m from Missouri,” Tom stated.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

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“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“I don’t like going to museums,” he said artlessly.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

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