Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“I’ve never had a car accident,” said Tom recklessly.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

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“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

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“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“I’m halfway up a mountain,” Tom alleged.

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“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

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“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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