Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“My compliments to the company that makes the Macintosh computer”, said Tom applaudingly.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“Sorry, what I said was a no-brainer?” asked Tom absentmindedly.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“I punched him in the stomach three times,” said Tom triumphantly.

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“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

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“And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!” Tom gulped.

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“Yes, we have no bananas,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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