Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“Fire!” yelled Tom alarmingly.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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“Another work week begins,” said Tom mundanely.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“Sorry, what I said was a no-brainer?” asked Tom absentmindedly.

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“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“Sesame,” said Tom openly.

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“I wish I had something to write with,” Tom said pensively.

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“The insect in William’s hand is wearing a yarmulka!” said Tom jubilantly.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“I will file a counter suit against you,” Tom retorted.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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